Apr 3
4 min

I Hate Change!

It’s 7:00 a.m. on Thursday, April 1st, and I’m not sure I will like what today will bring. There is no doubt that I should

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Dec 13, 2020
0 min

God Is Dog Spelled Backward

God As The Great Extorter In The Sky - It's Not Enough

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May 31, 2020
13 min

God As The Great Extorter In The Sky - It's Not Enough

What is left to us, what is required of us, is the desire and then the actions required to achieve that goal.

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May 13, 2020
6 min

Am I Crazy? - My Ode to Doug

Being at peace is a noble goal; but it is hard to achieve inner peace when you've worked a long day or week, your children are crabby and de

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Apr 26, 2020
4 min

A Cool Tattoo Or The Life Of Grandmas

So what is more important to you? Getting a cool Covid-19 tattoo or protecting the health of your or someone else's grandmother. Now...

Lucy As The True Queen Of The World - IT WAS THE DOGS!

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Apr 14, 2020
3 min

Lucy As The True Queen Of The World - IT WAS THE DOGS!

The question that I asked myself was who benefits from the virus. In finding the perpetrator that should always be the first question, altho

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Apr 11, 2020
3 min

The Accident Of Birth

But that brings me to the coronavirus and what is happening today. My kids and I have been sheltering in place for more than two weeks now.

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Apr 11, 2020
2 min

The Best Swear Words Are One Syllable

This morning I had a revelation. All of the best swear word are one syllable. Why is that and is it a coincidence? Before I answer my own q

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